Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
Jim Carrey

Every person, all the events of your life are
there because you have drawn them there.
What you choose to do with them is up to you.
Richard Bach

“Jesus waited three days to come back to life. It was perfect! If he had only waited one day, a lot of people wouldn't have even heard he died. They'd be all, "Hey Jesus, what up?" and Jesus would probably be like, "What up? I died yesterday!" and they'd be all, "Uh, you look pretty alive to me, dude..." and then Jesus would have to explain how he was resurrected, and how it was a miracle, and the dude'd be like "Uhh okay, whatever you say, bro..." And he's not gonna come back on a Saturday. Everybody's busy, doing chores, workin' the loom, trimmin' the beard, NO. He waited the perfect number of days, three. Plus it's Sunday, so everyone's in church already, and they're all in there like "Oh no, Jesus is dead", and then BAM! He bursts in the back door, runnin' up the aisle, everyone's totally psyched, and FYI, that's when he invented the high five. That's why we wait three days to call a woman, because that's how long Jesus wants us to wait.... True story.” --Neil Patrick Harris as Barney Stinson

Absence diminishes mediocre passions and
increases great ones, as the wind extinguishes
candles and fans fires.
Francois de La Rochefoucauld

"The chief thing soulmates have in common
is that they think the same people are jerks."
Robert Brault

Every person born has been chosen by fate
from a trillion possibilities. So if you ever
wondered what you would do if you won the
lottery, you're doing it.
Robert Brault