"Strange as it seems, you are not apt
to find your soul-mate at a place you
hate to go to, doing something you
hate to do."
Robert Brault

A man always blames the woman who fools him. In the same way he blames the door he walks into in the dark.  
~Henry Louis Mencken

Flames from the lips may be produced
by holding in the mouth a sponge saturated
with the purest gasoline.
Harry Houdini

The feeling of real love?

You think every day feels like you're falling in love with your best friend again for the first time.

You must find a way for yourself;

then, you can do everything.

Do nothing
think nothing

Act as if what you do makes a difference. It does.
William James

Be thine own palace, or the world's thy jail.
John Donne

Expect problems and eat them for breakfast.
Alfred A. Montapert